DAY 1

This is my good friend Eileen doing what she does best. talking to mannequins. I am going to try and get her in as many pics as i can before she heads out. more on that later. First 365 post! well actually, lets make ita 361 project. I was tardy to the party...

365 Project

I am going to attempt to do the 365 photo thing and post a new picture everyday so you all can see whats going on in life. (Also so I will remember to post something here more than once a year) I hope i wont suck. Picture coming soon. Also, my camera is broken so it is totally legal for me to post other photos that i already have, or photos from my iphone.

On Kanye...

So we all saw or heard about the Kanye thing with Taylor swift on the VMAs, where He came up on stage and stole the microphone from her and told everyone that Beyonce should have won because she had "one of the best videos ever". Then at the end of the show Beyonce won video of the year and had Taylor come out so she could have her moment. Very classy of Beyonce. Meanwhile Kanye is a toolbag. But the best comment i heard came yesterday from my Friend Beth Lunan. As you may know Patrick Swayze passed away yesterday (very sad) but anyway, Beth had as her facebook status "I bet you five bucks that Kanye steals the microphone at Patrick Swayze's funeral and says that Michael Jackson had the best death of the year "

So horrible, but so wicked funny. Love it What an ass.

Culinaria!

SO i went to the new downtown grocery store today, Culinaria. LOVE IT! it is like mini whole foods but at better prices. It has wine tastings and fresh made sandwiches and a big salad bar!. It has a parking garage above it so you can park for free if you show your receipt when you exit. Its great! its not nearly as snobby as Straub's in the West End and I don't feel like I am risking my like like at Shoot'em up schnucks in Midtown. Its 5 minutes from my house so i think I am gonna start going there regularly. That is unless I'm feeling risky, then i might still go to Shoot em up. Try it out if you haven't been!

LIFE COACH

This is hilarious.

www.lizalifecoach.com

SO funny

More like WORST BUY

SO I can't find my battery charger for my Digital SLR, and I figured that I would go shopping on this tax free weekend business, and get one. I make the trek to Brizzentwood and circumnavigate the cluster fuck that is Highway 40, and finally make it to Best Buy. I go to their camera section, which for once is not manned by nerdy McNerderson who wants to show me how great he is my using words that start with Giga or Mega. Guess what buddy, you work at fucking best buy. how are those health benefits? OH WAIT! Not so much. But i digress. I looked through the shelves that are apparently organized to help no one find anything ever. I find the batteries, and they have one charger that fits mine, and its 69 bucks! its a double charger, meaning it can charge two batteries at once. That is dumb.

A. Who needs two batteries? and upon further thought, that would mean you have 3 batteries! two need the ability to charge two at once means that you are using a third one while they charge. Excuse me, yes I'm gonna need the double because I'm gonna take a SHIT TON of pictures right now and cannot afford to stop for more than 10 seconds. NO

B. when did best buy become the refuge of compulsive camera operators? I go there because i am an amateur. what amateur needs a double charger? that's dumb. I asked if they had regular single chargers and he was all "ugh no" and then he scampered back to his post near the Guitar Hero paraphernalia. Best Buy is the Worst. Worst Buy.

In the Mix

SO Shelly has created new catch phrase (yet again) and so i am trying to add it to my regular arsenal of stolen catch phrases. The Phrase is "In the Mix". it can be used pretty much anywhere but usually means something like "in the world", or around. so you could say:

Hey Eileen? I havent heard from you in a while! where are you in the mix?

or

Sorry I could'nt make it to your party Dikembe, I had too much going on in the mix.

Its tough to pull off, but I am trying. I will never give up...