Thought of the day

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face

Do I know you?

Ok so I was on the loop having dinner at Pi (great organic pizza if you are interested) and we were going to get our car from the valet (because we are f-ing badass) and I saw BWaite walking down the street. I said whaddup and my mom said hi to him (yes i was with my mom, not so badass) and then not 5 -10 second later, this 85+ year old woman and her cane toting man friend came up to my mom and the lady threw her arms around my mom. She was uber-excited to see my mom and called her honey and darling. As my mom continued to make awkward small talk about the pizza, the hotel we were in front of, and a couple mentions from the old lady about her super senior man slave, Brian leans in and ask, "Who is this lady?" I had no idea, and assumed it was someone my mom knew, or perhaps a friend of the grandparents. So Brian takes off, and i see that the car is coming around, so i tell mom to cut the chit chat and get to gettin'. As we get in the car, she looks at me and says "Who the EFF was that?" (Sorry to use harsh letters)

Apparently she had no idea who the old lady was. The lady gave my mom a big kiss on the cheek with her wrinkles, lipstick smeared face and had no idea who my mom was. WTF? I of course called Brain and told him the news. He gave my mom two enthusiastic thumbs up for her acting skills. Seriously?

I Die...

OMJesus, I jsut got back from a site visit to the City Garden. (Awesome, you should go) but we were out there for an hour and I am officially drenched in sweatiness. HATE. Nothing better than strolling back into the office like the loser of a really bad wet tshirt contest. Check me out HR. I'm Kickass.

Lock it Up, Lock it in

Let me begin by saying welcome. (See what i did there?)

So I am told that i have a lot of crazy/interesting/awkward turtle shennanigans that go down in my vicinity .i have decided to start paying attention in life and write about them. We will see how long this lasts. I have an inkling that my lack of motivation for unnecessary responsibilties will get tehe best of me yet again, but until that day comes (which may be tomorrow) I will do my best!