Bedspreads have coodies, and a lot of other stuff

SO in preparation for Ellie and I's NYC trip, we were debating which hotel to stay in. As you may know Ellie has the hookup on hotels so out selection is pretty sweet. We were perusing some options and I came across one that showed the pictures of the bedroom with a floral bedspread. VOMIT. We all have heard the stories about the hotel bedspread that have everything from tomato sauce to love mayonaise on them and I cannot believe that a hotel that claims to be contmporary would advertise these. Mind you, the hotels we are looking at are inthe $300-400 a night range, which makes this even more unnaceptable! Ellie and I agreed that we will not be staying at anyplace that has bedspreads. They are itchy, scratchy, dirty, and I for one do not want to get the Herp.