Ok so I had to post this because I found it hilarious. So nonchalant, but so my dad. I had emailed him to ask Bout our trip to japan this summer, because we were possibly going to be changing dates. And he replied with this:

Tim, We are still on for the original dates in June. The cost of changing=
was about $1500 and that is too much.
Talk later, we are chasing 3 armed and dangerous prison escapees right now=
. Later,
Dad.

AWESOME.